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2012 Message
Happy New Year to all humans, creatures, and beings of existence. May the year 2012 be a year of hope, love, luminosity, glory, and joy!
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The Adventures of Claude Stackhouse Herveaux Episode 4
Narrator: Sookie, Alcide, and Hyacinth all walk to the woods.
Alcide: I will trace down Claude’s scent to find him.
Sookie: Okay. Hopefully he talks to us. I really need to know if he is our son. Be careful out there.
Alcide: You too my fairy princess. (He then shifts to wolf form and traces Claude’s scent.)
Sookie: (To Hyacinth) How are you? How is it like to live in this time period? Weird?
Hyacinth: Yeah it is Mrs. Herveaux.
Sookie: Why are you calling me Mrs. Herveaux? I’m not married to Alcide at all. He has a wife named Debbie. You you know for a fact that Debbie will be prevented from having kids with Alcide. Don’t you?
Hyacinth: If only I stopped thinking, you would never be able to get into my head.
Sookie: Try me!
Hyacinth: (Holding her head now that the pain is starting.) Ouch! Get the fuck out of my head!
Sookie: I have the ability to dig things out of people’s heads. I can sense that my son did the same thing to you but did not go deep enough because he knows you will get a headache. Sorry Hyacinth for doing that.
Hyacinth: It’s okay. I was being uncooperative to begin with. I don’t feel ashamed that you found out what I am because I am a bigger freak than you. I am a time traveling alien.
Sookie: (Starting to cry) I feel weird saying this but I don’t mind if you married my future son. You had a hard time with your life but I want to be there for you.
Hyacinth: Okay.
Narrator: Meanwhile, Claude surrendered to Alcide and both of them start going into Sookie’s house. Sookie runs to Claude and hugs him.
Sookie: Now I know you are my future son. (To Alcide) I feel very overjoyed.
Alcide: I feel strange that we met our future son today. (To Claude) Why did we name you Claude?
Claude: In the future during my childhood, both of you told me of a good fairy. (To Sookie) Mom you told me that Claude the brother of your fairy godmother Claudine helped you and my great grandad escape from Fairyland. If it wasn’t for him, you would not have came out of Fairyland alive. You named me after him because he supported the cause for fairies to have a right to live on Earth. If it wasn’t for him, you would have been stuck and harvested forever.
Sookie: That is weird. It is true but how did your dad and I get married?
Claude: Both of you loved each other more than the love you had for your ex’s.
Alcide: What caused Debbie and I to split?
Claude: You mean Aunt Debbie?
Alcide: Yeah whatever you call her in your time period.
Claude: She fell in love with the Shreveport Pack Master and got married. She is only a family friend. That Pack Master resigned and you were the Pack Master in my life. I always felt proud to be both a fairy and werewolf.
Sookie: I am proud that you accept yourself.
Alcide: I am as well.
Narrator: All of a sudden, four hundred large wolves come out of thin air and morph into tall athletic bearded men. They all appear to be holding sonic screw drivers with their mouths.
Claude: Who are you guys?
The Four Hundred Men: We are your future sons. We came here to meet you, grandma, and grandad!
Alcide: Is this some kind of joke? I’m a grandfather now? Wow this is weird because I just found out that I was a father, a few minutes ago.
Sookie: No it isn’t because I can hear all of their thoughts.
Narrator: Sookie and Claude both cover their heads because all of the memories of the four hundred men are revealed to them. Sookie and Claude then place their hands on Alcide’s head and he sees everything.
Alcide: Our world just got weirder!
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Ai Weiwei’s F@#% Off Photos
Fuck Off was a notorious art exhibition, curated by Ai Weiwei and Feng Boyi, which ran alongside the Third Shanghai Biennale in the fall of 2000.
The exhibition’s title is an interpretation of its Chinese name—不合作方式—more strictly translated as “Uncooperative Approach.” But the blunter English language sentiment was deemed preferable by its participants. Fuck Off was held in an Eastlink Gallery warehouse in Shanghai.
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Censorship (Making Peace Project links)
Pro-Bullying Bill:
SOPA:
www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/16/sopa-internet-censorship-online-piracy-house-hearing_n_1098255.html
SOPA (Bill Vs. Web)
www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/14/sopa-protect-ip_n_1140180.html
Jailed Blogger:
http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/04/11/blogger-jailed-for-insulting-egypts-military-is-pro-israel/?scp=5&sq=egypt&st=cse
Ai Weiwei works:
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Ai Weiwei Timeline
1957: Ai Weiwei is born in Beijing, the son of one of China’s most famous poets, Ai Qing, a Communist Party member.
1981 to 1993: lives in the United States, mostly in New York, creating conceptual art.
1993: returns to China and helps establish the experimental artists’ Beijing East Village.
2008: co-designs Beijing’s Bird’s Nest stadium for the Olympics.
2009: publishes a list of 5,835 names of students killed in the 2008 Sichuan earthquake on his blog. This lead to his blog being shut down and he claims he was detained and beaten by police for trying to testify on behalf of his fellow investigator, Tan Zuoren, about the poor construction that lead to student casualties in the earthquake.
March 2010: takes part in an event entitled “Digital Activism in China” hosted by the Paley Media Centre in New York.
Oct 2010: exhibits his artwork Sunflower Seeds, consisting of one hundred million porcelain “seeds” in the prestigious Turbine Hall of London’s Tate Modern gallery.
Nov 2010: placed under house arrest by the Chinese police to allegedly prevent the planned demonstrations against the demolition of his Shanghai studio.
Jan 2011: Chinese government orders the demolition of his studio.
April, 2011: arrested at Peking Airport just before catching a flight to Hong Kong.
June 2011: released on bail after close to three months’ detention on charges of tax evasion. Chinese authorities said he confessed to tax evasion but his family denies he evaded any taxes. They say he is being targeted for criticizing the Communist government.
October 2011: Ordered to pay 15m yuan in back taxes and fines. Ai says he won’t pay until his design company’s account books are returned and he discusses the matter with his former office manager and accountant. He has not been allowed to see them.
from: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/8861612/Ai-Weiwei-timeline.html
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YOU CAN SILENCE THE MOUTH, NOT THE HEART
This poster is very true! Over-censorship is a threat to our human rights!
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BaoHaus
I want to try BaoHaus one day!
It’s on east 14th street between 2nd and 3rd Avenue in Manhattan, New York.
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Classical Guitar & Andres Segovia Images
Cartoon: “You can knock of the harps. We just got Segovia.”
Here’s Steven Eric Paul Morgan the amazing classical guitarist from Five Towns College.
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Classical Guitar Sample In A Metallica Song!
The Metallica song “Battery” at the beginning has an amazing introduction because of the smooth classical guitar part! Watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m99ybtk4QNs
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Weird Beef Jerky
Has anyone tried Perky Jerky: Flavored With Guarana, High Protein, No Preservatives, No Nitrates!
Try The Action Packed Snack!
One day a procrastinator ate Perky Jerky and could not sleep until eight in the morning! The benefit was that she or he was able to make an amazing fifty page essay in one night!
